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LCTFD
EST. MMXXVI
An Institution Dedicated to the Preservation of Plausible Deniability
THE SOCIETY
OF LCTFD
Liar
Cheater
Two Faced
Deceiver
Ignoramus
A distinguished, entirely fictional society honouring exceptional achievement in strategic silence, convenient memory loss, impeccable appearances, and the timeless art of saying, “It wasn’t me.”
Truth is optional. Membership is forever.
The Society
Respectability.
Without the inconvenience.
Founded in 2026, the Society of LCTFD exists to preserve the ancient traditions of selective recollection, professional deflection, and committee-based accountability.
Every detail is presented with absolute seriousness. The organization, however, is satire.
Transparency
Limited visibility.
Accountability
Please leave a message.
Leadership
Someone else was in charge.
The Five Pillars
Our distinguished disciplines
I
Liar
Never let facts interfere with a perfectly good story.
II
Cheater
Why climb the mountain when you can imply you already did?
III
Two-Faced
Every situation deserves at least two opinions.
IV
Deceiver
If the truth becomes inconvenient, introduce a newer version.
V
Ignoramus
Confidence is inversely proportional to actual knowledge.
Article V
V
The Sacred Right to Strategic Silence
Every member reserves the right to decline any question that may be inconvenient, embarrassing, unexpectedly accurate, or likely to produce paperwork.
“I don’t recall.”
“No comment.”
“I’ll circle back.”
“My statement was taken out of context.”
“I must consult my imaginary legal team.”
Silence shall not be interpreted as guilt, innocence, competence, awareness, or availability.
Membership
A title worthy of your finest excuse.
Submit your application for provisional, conditional, revocable, and entirely unofficial membership.
LCTFD Records
The Grand Music Hall
The official sound of the Society: 1980s-inspired synth pop, new wave, dance rock, soaring vocals, massive choruses, crowd chants, and enough gated drums to shake the marble halls.
Official LCTFD Sound
136 BPM
Bright synths · driving bass · shimmering guitars · arena finales
LCTFD
Society Anthem
LCTFD
The ceremonial opening anthem of every Annual Ball.
MR.
LIAR
LIAR
The Five Pillars
Mr. Liar
A theatrical anthem for the Society's smoothest storyteller.
ANNUAL
BALL
BALL
Grand Gala
The Annual Ball
Royal banners, gold rings, and a chorus built for the ballroom.
BADGE OF
DISHONOUR
DISHONOUR
Society Honours
Badge of Dishonour
Wear it proudly. Deny it formally.
SILVER
TONGUE
TONGUE
Velvet Liars
Silver Tongue Society
Charm, misdirection, and a massive late-song key change.
Grand Processional
Raise the Purple Banner
A crowd-chant anthem for the Society's ceremonial entrance.
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An LCTFD Original Series
The Official House Band of the Society
The Velvet Liars
Six impeccably dressed performers. One mysterious invitation. Every song reveals another chapter inside the Society's marble halls.
View Season One♛VLTHE VELVET LIARS
Vincent Velvet
“Believe me...”
Claude “Keys” Couture
White gloves. No explanations.
Sebastian Silver
Every alibi deserves a solo.
Max Midnight
Sunglasses after dark.
Duke DeVille
Never smiles. Always grooves.
Lady Violet
Keeper of the purple banner.
Season One
The Invitation
A black envelope. A gold seal. No return address.
Welcome to the Society
The gates open and nobody asks questions.
Mr. Liar
Vincent Velvet takes centre stage.
Two Faced
One ballroom. Two stories. Both confidently delivered.
Badge of Dishonour
The Society presents its least accountable honour.
Raise the Purple Banner
The Grand Processional begins.
The Annual Ball
Officially, nothing happened.
The LCTFD Anthem
Gold confetti, a final key change, and complete denial.
Press Room
Official statements of exceptional unhelpfulness
We categorically deny any allegations that have not yet been made.
We remain fully committed to remaining committed.
An internal review found no evidence that the review occurred.
Frequently Avoided Questions
Is the Society responsible for anything?
We decline to answer.
Who is in charge?
The committee has no recollection of forming a committee.
Can I trust the Society?
That is a very personal question.
By Appointment of Absolutely No One
In Plausible Deniability We Trust